Hey there, my name's Jill. If you play frisbee, my name's Swiper. I'm a 21 year old that goes to UMD and I like to pretend I know what I'm doing.

Take your time coming home, hear the wheels as they roll, let your lungs fill up with smoke, forgive everyone.

I can't remember the man, the panhandler or his melody!

I met Fun. on November 7th, 2012


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Meet Xena, my new kitten! I’m already in love

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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(Source: arnoscrotch, via thewhitecanvasofmymind)

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
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night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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(via free-rangingpony)

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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists
spooky-fister:

spoopypx:

i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.

I JUST YELPED AND WOKE UP MY MOM
themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is
Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. Anaïs Nin (via rainbowunipopcorn) +
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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via albinwonderland)

(Source: blythebrooklyn, via peacetranquility)

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